What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

You shall not bear false witness.

Deuteronomy 17

What did one boob say to the other boob

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?